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Saturday, September 09, 2006

More Miss Kitty Jokes, As Per Request


If you are a cat and offend easily, don't read any further!
Of course, if you ARE Miss Kitty, read on!

MORE Miss Kitty Jokes

What's red and gooey and found in a shark's mouth?
Miss Kitty overboard!

Did you hear about the dog who missed Miss Kitty?
He took another punch!

What do you call it when a buzzard throws a dead Miss Kitty to another buzzard?
Food fight!

What do you do when Miss Kitty goes out?
Use lighter fluid!

What do you do when Miss Kitty has a bruise?
Be careful to eat around it!

What would you call Miss Kitty with half a brain?

And...while we're on the subject...
if you've never pawed through this book, have a look. It's one of my very favorites!


  • At 1:45 PM, Blogger Sam I Am said…

    “The really great thing about cats is their endless variety.
    One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color scheme,
    income, personality, mood. But under the fur; whatever color it may be,
    there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls.

    Lot's of Lick's

  • At 2:56 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said…

    Kitty alert
    Kitty inert
    Kitty in dirt

    Bussie Kissies

  • At 8:48 PM, Blogger Sid the Dog said…

    I thought you might find it interesting that "Miss Kitty's" is the name of an adult store in Bozeman, MT famous for being the first store to carry the "I Love Ewe" inflatable sheep. Humans are crazy. Anyway, they don't have a website, but I did discover something pretty funny at There's nothing off-color or smutty there, but there is the weirdest clip art of a Pomeranian that I have ever seen.
    Anyway, love your lyrical stylings... Keep blogging!

  • At 11:49 PM, Blogger Fu Fu said…

    Haa haa..

    Is Miss Kitty hamster friendly?

  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger Tigersan said…

    Oh my, poor Miss Kitty ;)

  • At 11:22 PM, Blogger Chelsea said…

    I happen to like cats. They just don't like me.
    In fact Mama wondered if I was - you know -that way because I liked cats more than dogs. (Not that there is anything wrong with that) But now, I got my boyfriend T Man so everyone knows now what team I play for.


  • At 12:12 PM, Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said…

    Oh I just enjoyed reading these again!!!!

    What do you call a dead Kitty?
    Call it anything you want, it ain't coming anyway!!!!

    Bussie Kissies

  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Kaluah-lu said…

    Hey you guys...
    I love you all!

    Sam: Feeling a little romantic, are we? It's a CAT, Samkins. A cat. Underneath all that fur are intestinal roundworms. *WINK* But.. I won't hold your kitty view against you. I still think you're HOT.

    Busterlove.. you know... I just adore you. Wanna go smack a few goldens around? I don't know if you know, but it was a golden who asked me to marry him and left before I could respond. So there you go.

    Sid: Miss Kitty's, eh? I'll have to check out the site. I'd love an inflatable sheep for the pool.

    Fufu: Dahlink.. you are so cute, really. It's positively sinful! Yes, Miss Kitty would snap you up in a second. But...don't worry. I'll protect you.

    TS: Now, now... it's only a cat! Think of poor Fufu.

    Chelsea? Um.. you sure you're not confusing kitty pooper yummies from the litter box with the actual cat?


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