More Miss Kitty Jokes, As Per Request
If you are a cat and offend easily, don't read any further!
Of course, if you ARE Miss Kitty, read on!
MORE Miss Kitty Jokes
What's red and gooey and found in a shark's mouth?
Miss Kitty overboard!
Did you hear about the dog who missed Miss Kitty?
He took another punch!
What do you call it when a buzzard throws a dead Miss Kitty to another buzzard?
What do you do when Miss Kitty goes out?
Use lighter fluid!
What do you do when Miss Kitty has a bruise?
Be careful to eat around it!
What would you call Miss Kitty with half a brain?
And...while we're on the subject...
if you've never pawed through this book, have a look. It's one of my very favorites!