Miss Kitty Jokes - by Lulu
Right where you left her!!
How do you raise a cat?
By its neck!!
What kind of cats don’t mew?
What has four legs and flies?
A dead cat!!
Why are cats luckier than frogs?
Frogs croak ALL the time!!
What says, “Mew Mew, catchmeifyoucan?”
A suicidal cat!!
What do you call your cat when he gets stuck in the dryer?
What has twelve legs, six ears, a foul odor, and one eye?
Three blind cats and half a rotten fish!!
What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
Why did the human put the cat out?
It was on FIRE!!