Miss Kitty Jokes - by Lulu
Where do you find a no-legged cat?
Right where you left her!!
How do you raise a cat?
By its neck!!
What kind of cats don’t mew?
Dead ones!!
What has four legs and flies?
A dead cat!!
Why are cats luckier than frogs?
Frogs croak ALL the time!!
What says, “Mew Mew, catchmeifyoucan?”
A suicidal cat!!
What do you call your cat when he gets stuck in the dryer?
Fluffy!!
What has twelve legs, six ears, a foul odor, and one eye?
Three blind cats and half a rotten fish!!
What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
CAT!!
Why did the human put the cat out?
It was on FIRE!!
Right where you left her!!
How do you raise a cat?
By its neck!!
What kind of cats don’t mew?
Dead ones!!
What has four legs and flies?
A dead cat!!
Why are cats luckier than frogs?
Frogs croak ALL the time!!
What says, “Mew Mew, catchmeifyoucan?”
A suicidal cat!!
What do you call your cat when he gets stuck in the dryer?
Fluffy!!
What has twelve legs, six ears, a foul odor, and one eye?
Three blind cats and half a rotten fish!!
What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
CAT!!
Why did the human put the cat out?
It was on FIRE!!
posted by Kaluah-lu @ Monday, August 21, 2006
1 Comments:
At 11:56 PM,
Sam I Am said…
Miss Kitty~
Dog gone it!!!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.even in my house.
Lot's of Lick's
Sam
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