Lulu

The Occasional Cavorting and Musings of a Female Staffordshire Bull Terrier

Monday, August 21, 2006

Miss Kitty Jokes - by Lulu




Where do you find a no-legged cat?

Right where you left her!!

How do you raise a cat?

By its neck!!

What kind of cats don’t mew?

Dead ones!!

What has four legs and flies?

A dead cat!!

Why are cats luckier than frogs?

Frogs croak ALL the time!!

What says, “Mew Mew, catchmeifyoucan?”

A suicidal cat!!

What do you call your cat when he gets stuck in the dryer?

Fluffy!!

What has twelve legs, six ears, a foul odor, and one eye?

Three blind cats and half a rotten fish!!

What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?

CAT!!

Why did the human put the cat out?

It was on FIRE!!

1 Comments:

  • At 11:56 PM, Blogger Sam I Am said…

    Miss Kitty~
    Dog gone it!!!
    There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.even in my house.

    Lot's of Lick's
    Sam

     

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